Who needs implants when you can get a shirt like this?
We sent my brother-in-law Joe one of these for Christmas. It's just what everybody needs, a mini toilet filled with yummy sugary slush. After you make the slush, you can use the toilet as a planter.
That' right. Fish heads, fish heads... Just like that early 80's song. My sister sent me the link to that one a few weeks ago. Here it is below if you don't know it.
Yes, that's a young Bill Paxton in the video.
Boxers complete with a measuring stick. Now you never have to press that tape measure into your lower gut as forcefully as possible.
They're already getting ready for the onslaught of Star Wars goods this December. Super-deformed Stormtrooper, Yoda and Darth Vader.
1% alcoholic beverage. No, it's not for me.
Just what everybody needs. Sushi socks.
When ordinary Q-tips don't suffice...
Sonic Boom!!! Guile mini-bloc set.
Can't get that unpleasant smell out of your nose? Try these nose mints (or cleaning your upper lip).
It was only about time until Cinderella came out with her own brand of pumpkin bread.
Here's a vacuum cleaner... for your ears!!!
Video game magazine. Don't judge a book by its cover. This magazine is actually PG-13.
No one can tell you have cotton in your nose under your new mask!
Well, I expect traffic to be low today because everyone is with their families for the holiday. Please have a safe one and eat plenty of lamb and peeps.
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